Clever game. I like it how it explores the fast food concept much more broadly than just restricting to the actual "restaurant". The fact that it ridicules Western civilisation is always a plus too.
It was fairly difficult at first, but after a while you get the hang of it. The most challenging part is that it's very overwhelming. This flash enforces my relief that I quit that crappy job years ago.
*wipes a tear from his eye*
Lindsay Lohan used to be my little pet crush, but then she became a wire thin fool. I thought I was the only one who liked her better when she had meat on her bones. God bless common sense!
You did a great job at pissing me off. You've got that down pat. It was frustrating how it was so slow once you died and I had to tap my fingers waiting to play again. The part with the pots and pans, as well as the part how he had superhuman hearing (the phone dial, come on) had me going: "OH FUCK OFF!"
Another thing that got me is how the girl was stupid enough to even go in the house. I know that if she didn't, there wouldn't be a game, but really. It's common sense.
Finally, I hated the violence. Blood and gore isn't cool. I'm so sick of seeing it in flashes, cult movies "emotive" portraits and the like. It loses its effect when it's used all the time. This game put horrid images in my head and it puzzles me that you spend your spare time making a game with such disturbing content.
Well I see the Zipperfish logo and I expect some high degree of quality, but this was a huge disappointment.
It was unfairly biased, and people outside America would've had a big disadvantage, like myself. Not that I find any of the questions really important anyway :p
Also, the videos in the flash were laughable. You'd find better acting and scriptwriting in a porn movie.
I still love you Zipperfish, but this is by far the worst flash I've ever seen from you.
Just another Nanaca Crash rip-off with a twist :p My top score's 5483.7.
It's addictive as hell. Despite what you say, it is a rip-off, but it's not a bad game. I think it could use a few more boosters and obstacles though to add a bit of diversity.
I know the cat's not real, but I can't help but feel sorry for it. I feel like cuddling my kitty now.
I did pretty well for an antisocial reclusive virgin XD
When I actually thought about distinguishing the differences between the body parts, I initially thought this could be pretty tough, but it's not impossible :)
Personally, I think the shoulders were the easiest to figure out.
I like your work ^^ This is worthy of the front page.
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